Ohio

It's winter here in Ohio
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At only twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love my dear Ohio
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a deep breath of winter
And your nose soon freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave good ole' Ohio
Cause I'm frozen to the ground!